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Animals are loved too. GOD Bless you!@Animals are so important. We are all one !A.D. 04/5/14 BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENTThese are classified ads which were actually placed in U. K. newspapers:FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!___________________________________________FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.________________________________________________FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. ____WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. ___________________________________________________________And the WINNER is...FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 orbest offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.(Statement of the Century)___________________________________________________________Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker -- Billy Connolly."If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"____________________________________________________________Children Are QuickTEACHER: Why are you late?STUDENT: Class started before I got here.____________________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrong.GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________________________________________TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!__________________________________________TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'MILLIE: I is.TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'________________________________TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....______________________________________TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.___________________________________TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher.

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Bonita Flowers have been left.

1914 – 1937

Santa Rosa, Sonoma County, California, USA

Plot info: Front yard of Luther Burbank home - in an unmarked & undefined grassy area - where the Cedar of Lebanon tree used to stand.

Jean Flowers have been left.

Birth and death dates unknown.

Wayne, Passaic County, New Jersey, USA

MacFamous Memorial Flowers have been left.

Birth and death dates unknown.

Animal Actor. Trained by animal trainer and...

Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles County, California, USA

Plot info: Urn located in the casket of Trainer Frank Inn

Owlet Athena Flowers have been left.

5 Jun 1850 – 1855

Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, Greater London, England

Plot info: Display Case

Agnes Medsker Ball Flowers have been left.

3 Dec 1892 – 4 Mar 1985

Muncie, Delaware County, Indiana, USA

Plot info: William C. Ball Mausoleum

Loreta The Bird Flowers have been left.

1958 – 1963

Aurora, Wise County, Texas, USA

John Peoples “Jack” Cone Flowers have been left.

30 Jun 1879 – 25 Mar 1962

White Springs, Hamilton County, Florida, USA

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Ebony's Double Flowers have been left.

1970 – 14 Jan 2005

Memphis, Shelby County, Tennessee, USA

Mrs Barbara Martha “Marty” Slatery Erickson Flowers have been left.

17 Jul 1932 – 27 Apr 2018

Spring Valley, Rockland County, New York, USA

Alan Malcolm Fink Flowers have been left.

30 Apr 1926 – 18 Jul 1996

Roseland, Nelson County, Virginia, USA

Plot info: Thomas Bland Harvey Senior Plots

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